Big News, Read it Here

I’ve heard their is some BIG news coming from PayPerPost very very soon. However, those stinkers aren’t releasing any of the juicy details, so I’ve come up with my own likely scenario, as follows:

PayPerPost, recognizing the popularity of its product and its growing sphere of influence on the web is set to unleash it’s plan for world domination, ala Austin Powers. Think Dr. Evil in a space ship with a shaved cat, except, the good people over at PP are anything but evil, so picture them more as any main character from Office Space. This world domination has already started with the release of spy kittens at Google, where they were sent to monitor the super secret information on the supposed Google “internet” that is in the works. Unfortunately, those darn kitties have been spending all of their time meditating for inner peace and riding the jet to exotic locales. They will hopefully be beaming us an update fro Maui soon. They sent a postcard of them playing golf last week. Anyway, PPP is plotting world domination, the results of which will be a mass marketing firm that houses under it’s gleaming roof advertisers & bloggers, while also managing top film, radio, and television media, as well. It’s a mass media empire… and it all started with a little concept involving bloggers in their pajamas at 3am watchign past episodes of Charmed, like me! Thanks PayPerPost, and I can’t wait to hear the big news.. and please, consider me for a starring role in one of those upcoming films ;)

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